OMGoodness!
OMGoodness!
This weather is unbelievable.
Here in Michigan we dropped temps so fast and the wet pavement turned to ice and with blowing winds and snow we had a full-blown blizzard. Totally closed down everything. Everything! There were semi's unable to move on the interstate highway and really caused problems. Everyone was asked to stay home if at all possible to avoid further problems. Some things got going a bit as the wind settled down about four o'clock in the afternoon, but all evening meetings, etc are still cancelled.
I am soooo thankful that I did not have any reason to go out of the house. In anticipation of this storm I went to the store yesterday to make sure I had enough provisions.
Thank goodness spring is not so far away ~ it is, isn't it? What do you mean, in my dreams? Well, it's my dream and I can believe it if I want to ...
Oh, all right!
I think I'll see if I can catch a ride on a pirate ship ~ ya' think?
I been practicing me arrrrrr and rum drinkin' fer a while now...
*sigh!
01.30.08 (4:57 pm) [
edit]
No one believes seniors ... oh well!
No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. They had married as childhood sweethearts and now moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and even found the old desk they'd shared where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money ~ fifty-thousand dolla rs.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." So she put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on their door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning"
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ... "
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
01.22.08 (12:15 pm) [
edit]
Noah mumbles to himself ...
Hmm ~ should have thought more about the woodpeckers!
(hope y'all can see this)
01.14.08 (6:51 pm) [
edit]